My new sounds:
That gurl is sooooo effin crazy? Yeah I am. With a effin capital “C”. JuSt got off the phone with my peeps. If my elders call me complaining….ummm bout to find out how much of a “asshole” that will wipe aka clean asses in that #hood. Think ole gurl is playing. I am a ole school bitch. Will trump, call all my peeps, around the way peeps and friends, family and peeps I grew up w in the Vose. Fuck what you heard snot nose….pull it in. Ole gurl bout to clean house, re check clocks and roar. Think I am playing….come on. Pull that shit in.,…by the time I fold my fucking laundry. I am not fixing around either. Crazy #bitch@has entered the building. Thank you #mother. They thought #momma was wacko. NOT! Dem #folks she was spewing to wear assholes. #Momma daughter is here w a asscloth mofos. (at Checking Bitches,Mofos and Assclowns at the Gate…oh seriously. At the gate, stare the devil in the eye. )
#Life is to be treasured. You only get one life. One dance in life…that is it. Once your life is gone. Curtain call. It ain’t all that jazz Dine. You’re dead. Gone up out of here….funerals are for the living. Bullshit! I can’t bring my love one know matter how much money is spent in a #funeral. #dead. Gone from this #God forsaken earth. The last effin dance. What a beautiful life. If I were you sheeple. #Live your best effin #LIFE while you still have #breathe. How is that for real #Talk? F what you heard. #superficial has left the building. UMPH! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E2VCwBzGdPM (at Live Your Best Life)
#Superficial ain’t never my mojo. I don’t wear mask. My face gets tight when I am staring at superficial shit. Oh well…..guess I won’t have many friends. I am good though…..how is that working out for you and your fake #friends? Long before social media. I had a problem with fake jackals. You? Call them folks out. Stare the devil in the eye. Do not fuck with GOD’s #people. You heard sheeple. Fuck what you heard. It’s the 21st century. Time to keep it #300 percent times a million Real #Christian folks. Take off the mask. Who do you think you are? Huh? (at Stare the Devil in the Eye. Fake Folks….deceivers. )
#Animals are not stupid. Abuse animal attack. My fuzzy fur ball may not like getting wet. The cat has enough sense to note when his caretaker is taking care of him. Now he flees….at least he will be a cool cat. The weather is murky in the #DMV. Drink water. No alcohol today. You will pass out. Alcohol will dehydrate your bodies. Ice all pet bowls indoors and outdoors. All chores indoors…. Why do you think I finally took a look at unfolded laundry? Duh….what I am not willing to do today is get into heated discussion w anyone. Stay cool peeps. (at Weather in the DMV)
#Cats are not excluded in the fuzzy family cool off. (at Fuzzy Family)
Imma not sit here n drink ice water by myself. My fuzzy family are parched too. I <3 fuzzy house pets. I still eat #meat Deet. (at Fuzzy Family)
Cool your #animal body temps. It is hot and murky. If I am sweating. Imagine how your fuzzy family feel. Love #dogs. They will love you back if you soak their bodies with wet towels. (at Weather in the DMV)
I just asked the pooch. Do you want a cool shoulder? (at Fuzzy Family)
#Spammers that #Spam. Your mofo card has been revealed eons ago. This is the 21st century. Folks spread the word on the wire. News and deets travel faster than you blink and hit a keyboard. Take your simple ass and go read a book. Ain’t nobody got time for that….I recognize the game. Somebody jilted my daddy. He fell for that shit! Middle finger birch. Thank for the like though. I like my shit too….my shit don’t stink but yours do boo. Spamming aka #Spam #trolls get no effin love on this feed nor any of my social streams. How is that for 21st communication? Stare the devil in the eye rant. You heard. Stop wasting your time. (at SPAMMERS)
#followers that #spam. Just so you know. I don’t #follow everybody. You heard? Step. Next #instagram #instagrammers to spam. You are not welcome. I like my pics too. Do you boo in #cyberspace. Just note: ain’t nobody into you. Checked you spammy MOJO eons ago. Tricks are kids bitches. (at SPAMMERS)
It’s official. #Summer is here baby…..what means to me. Large consumption of water, eating and drinking greens, light weight clothing, gardening, summer sports, grabbing a moment to read in the sun, walking my fuzzy family member, trying to get Mister to jog w me, getting off the couch…..I am tempted to cancel cable and connecting w folks in my hood. Neighborhood watch and attending HOA meetings come to mind. What about you? (at Simple Things in Life Are Free)
Every human should have a brag #book aka career/job #book. You may have to flip through it from time to time as a reminder. I even kept my kids certificates and recognition #certificates. May not mean much to others. Every now and then you need to refresh your”OWN” memory when folks are being foul! That is the #lesson for today #students. #teach, practice what you #preach #spew. (at Simple Things in Life Are Free)
I have excellent #listening and #communication #skills. #Bragging #Rights (at Thankful, Blessed And Highly Favored)
I am not perfect. I have had my share of hiccups during life journey. When I was honored with the of #leadership from #FCC along with a blue cord. I took it to heart. I will be a leader all the days of my life. I will not follow anything or anyone but #GOD. (at Thankful, Blessed And Highly Favored)
